November 23, 2007

•  [mood | rested ]
  [music| Guang Liang- Di Yi Ci ]

  Happy Thanksgiving

  I miss Thanksgiving. It’s never been a holiday I really cared about, so I should say I miss the food,  more specifically my mom and grandma’s food  I really miss the sides and most of all pumpkin pie. I am still debating if I should go buy some pie–but I don’t want to end up eating the whole thing

  Idiot Personal Trainers

  Ok so I went to the gym Wednesday night. It was hard not to want to run over and do the weights, sit-ups, run on the treadmil, etc. But I had told myself that I was there just to walk and not there to impress anyone. So here I am on the treadmil…. My goal was to walk for an hour–didn’t matter the speed or the distance, just walk. So I did. I am doing ok, resisting the urge to go too fast, listening to Jay Chou and all of a sudden I see this trainer standing in front of me. Where the fuck were all the trainers when I was desperately trying to lose weight? Fucker. So I remove my earphones as I see he’s trying to talk to me.

  Trainer: You know, you’re going to have to go a little faster if you want to lose that belly…. (cocky grin)

  Me: I’M FUCKING PREGNANT YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Trainer: Oh, sorry. I didn’t know….(walks away sheepishly)

  Seriously, I am freakin 7 months pregnant. How the fuck can you not tell? What do I look like I drink tons of beer? That would be one hell of a beer gut. Asshole

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